Throwback Thursday: “Le Chant De L’Oignon,” Anonymous French Person

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The make-up, organizational structure, and even some of the names we employ in the U.S. Army derive from Napoleon’s Army.  So it’s always interesting to go back to Napoleon’s Army and learn something about how they did things.  Well.  One of the things they did was sing this song as they marched into battle.  I won’t rehash the history, which this video does an admirable job of telling, but I will say, I think this is just marvelous.  Screw the typical “I don’t know but I’ve been told” cadences that our soldiers run around post to.  I want them to sing The Onion Song.  I want Rangers to sing The Onion Song, I want Special Forces to sing The Onion Song, I want everyone to sing The Onion Song.  Getting them to sing it in French would be a bit of a stretch, and probably impolitic and a whole lot of other things, and, sure, it wouldn’t be the best tactical plan to sing this while, say, trying to locate and terminate Osama Bin Laden et al.  But the blood swooshes around the heart just a little bit quicker imagining our men and women in uniform singing this on parade, at the very least.

I’m spending the day at a phenomenally boring conference on an Army post.  I’ll be sure to bring it up to one of the Colonels there.  I’m sure it will be a big hit.  “Onion Song?  $%&^ing love the Onion Song!”  …Right.

WALK-UP WEEK! Throwback Thursday: “The Great Gate at Kiev,” Modest Mussorgsky

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You’ve been playing baseball since you were 20.  This is your last season before you retire; your knees and shoulder can’t take any more punishment.  Your team has finally made it into the World Series.  Tonight is the deciding game.  The bases are loaded.  You’re up.  You put on your helmet and walk to the plate.  This is your song.

Throwback Thursday: “Piano Quintet No. 2 in C minor, Op. 115,” Gabriel Fauré

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Having sung the “Cantique de Jean Racine” approximately three hundred times, the first time as one of four-dozen high school students (oh how irreverently we belted out “Verrrrbegaaaaaaal ohhhhhh tray-ohhhhht,”*), I worked assertively to put quite a bit of distance between myself and Monsiuer Fauré.   I incorrectly assumed that the Cantique was all he had written, and had also conflated that piece’s unappealing pulverization with any other piece he might have written.

Mais, ça n’étais pas juste!  Exhibit A: his second piano quintet.  This piece was written in 1921, three years before Fauré’s death.  A music reviewer at its Paris premier wrote that, “We had expected a beautiful work, but not one as beautiful as this.”  Normally I abhor chamber music; its small size makes me feel both bored and claustrophobic, like I’m on a field trip to see a small town’s old, dusty geological museum.  But the emotional range of this piece is so expansive that it feels like standing on a rooftop.  It’s classical music, alright, but it’s also firmly modern.  To put this music in context, this was written about the same time as the irresistible “Doctor Jazz” (see last week’s Termagant Tuesday post), and they both have a playful attitude towards the regulations of melody, harmony, and rhythm that had confined music before.  The first bars of the first movement are so compelling, you just have to find out what happens next.  The third movement (14:54) is heartbreakingly lovely and delicate.  I’m sorry I ever doubted Fauré.

 

*A.k.a, “Verbe égal au Très-Haut.”

Throwback Thursday: “Exsultate, Jubilate,” Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbwoVkOxayc

Vacation is now synonymous with lake swimming, small-batch gin, board games, reading in Adirondack chairs and by the fire, and sitting on the dock at sunset listening to the loons.  To paraphrase my father, who paraphrases a hymn: hearts are brave again and arms are strong.  It is now exceptionally strange to be back in D.C.  Not a bad strange, just a, “oh…right.  This.” kind of strange.  I didn’t get much mail while I was gone, I cleaned my apartment before I left so I don’t have a mess to come home to, so really, everything is as I left it.  Except, I myself am not the same person who locked her front door and headed for the plane.  It’s sort of what I might expect someone to feel after coming back from being in space for a year, except in my case, it was the midwest, and it was only a week.    It’s hard to believe such an innocuous place could spark such a feeling of change, and I’m not sure whether that’s because it’s been a year since I’ve taken a proper vacation, or that the company was so delightful.  Maybe both.  Regardless, “there has arisen an unexpected calm.”  Allelujah indeed.

Exsultate, jubilate,

O vos animae beatae

exsultate, jubilate,

dulcia cantica canendo;

cantui vestro respondendo

psallant aethera cum me.

Fulget amica dies,

jam fugere et nubila et procellae;

exortus est justis inexspectata quies

Undique obscura regnabat nox,

surgite tandem laeti qui  timuistis adhuc,

et jucundi aurorae fortunatae.

frondes dextera plena et lilia date. 

Tu virginum corona,

tu nobis pacem dona,

tu consolare affectus,

unde suspirat cor.

Alleluja.

Rejoice, be glad,

O you blessed souls,

Rejoice, be glad,

Singing sweet songs;

In response to your singing

Let the heavens sing forth with me.

The friendly day shines forth,

both clouds and storms have fled now;

for the righteous there has arisen an unexpected calm.

Dark night reigned everywhere [before];

you who feared till now,

and joyful for this lucky dawn

give garlands and lilies with full right hand.

You, o crown of virgins,

grant us peace,

console our feelings,

from which our hearts sigh.

Alleluja

DAD WEEK! Throwback Thursday: “Orchestra Suite No. 3, 3rd Movement,” J.S. Bach

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We Americans have rights. One of them is the right to decide which piece of music sounds like pure joy. This is mine. The 3rd movement of this 20 minute orchestral work by JS Bach is the first sound my wife and I heard as we walked down the aisle as a newly married couple. (Note to wedding planners: asking even a talented organist to play this gavotte as a processional is a dumb idea that can only lead to disappointment. Process instead to “Green Onions” and save tis piece for the reception).

“But father of Yankette,” I hear you ask, “sure, ok. I’ll give you Bach. I like Bach too. But of all of Bach’s innumerable pieces, every single one of which is a miracle, why this movement from this suite? And oh, by the way, what the heck is an orchestral suite anyway?”

Ok

1: An Orchestral Suite (the baroque forerunner of the symphony) is simply a series of dances. And
2: the long and short answer to your rather nosy question about my musical tastes is that this third movement, a gavotte, makes even a large lumbering male like me want to dance. (Learning that there’s something called a gavotte is appealing in its own way too, of course. But it doesn’t actually make me want to dance.)

But let’s back up.

The 2nd movement of this suite (timer 7:41; you’ll recognize it), the very familiar “air in g,” is lovely and all. But does make me dance? Umm, no.

On its own the 3rd movement is wonderful. But a least part of the magic of this piece is the sudden and opening explosion of energy–wonderfully captured by opening octave leap played by the violins–as the calm of the 2nd movement yields to the inexpressible joy of the 3rd.

Picture yourself in a bar in Brazil this month the moment a sudden goal breaks a nil-nil tie late in a death-round game. People at sporting events tend to clap and cheer whenever the scoreboard orders them to. But at a moment like this even a casual fans fly unbidden to their feet and scream. And so it (in my mind’s ear) when a competent orchestra (and not a church organ) rips into the gavotte from Bach’s 3rd Orchestral Suite.

A quick word about live performance that you can pass over or read at your leisure, perhaps while watching the video and listening to the piece:

Performing great music with a skillful ensemble in front of an appreciative audience is as gratifying as you think it is. The Yankette has been doing this for years. But bear in mind that every musician on this video spent thousands of childhood hours learning to play–absolutely alone. As they practiced hour after tedious hour they didn’t hear the entire piece, as we do. The only heard themselves playing their own part–probably for 10,000 hours, the investment Malcolm Gladwell claims is the entry price of great achievement.

Let that sink in: 4 hours every day of not playing video games, of not checking Twitter, of not chasing girls (or boys), of not sneaking off to do something wicked. When you were a teenager were you up for playing scales and difficult passages of music for four hours totally alone, without a single day, off for nearly seven years? God almighty.

And the point of all this?

These people know how to play, they know this piece, and they surely have no trouble with it. So why do some of them sneak a peak at another player now and then (12:50; 16:41)?

Who really knows. But I like to think that even professional professionals hear the glorious sound they’re making once in a while, even as they’re performing. And that they experience a fleeting moment of “Damn this is fun! Maybe all those afternoon and evenings are worth it after all. In fact, I’m pretty sure they are. How about you?”

Note: Here is the timer entry for each of the movements in this suite:

0:30 Overture
7:41: Air
12:38 Gavotte 1 and 2
16:14: Bouree
17:30: Gigue

Throwback Thursday: “Tant Que Vivray,” Claudin de Sermisy

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It’s Eduardo Antonello again!  Yay!  You might remember his Praetorious recording from a few Throwback Thursdays ago.  “Tant Que Vivray” is one of my most favorite French Renaissance pieces.    It’s just charming.

That's the chap.

That’s the chap.

de Sermisy wrote this piece in the 1520, during the reign of Francis I.  Francis was a serious patron of the arts (he acquired the Mona Lisa) and of scholarship, who apparently standardized the French language.  de Sermisy joined the court of Francis in 1515 and became assistant chapel master in 1533.  In an odd sort of way, we are listening to the same music heard by the (quite expired) king of France.  Wowie zowie.

Throwback Thursday: “The Four Seasons: Winter,” Antonio Vivaldi

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I am not yet calling this a victory.  My wounds are still too raw.  BUT.  I can confirm that, as of right now, I have a working air conditioner in my living room window.  If you’re just joining us on the Tune-Up and have no idea why this is such a big deal, I refer you to a post from a few weeks back.

Hello, little air conditioner.

Hello, little air conditioner.

But let me fill you in on what’s happened since.  If you remember, the solution that Sears presented was that UPS would come and pick up the box from my apartment and deliver it back to Sears.  Did this happen?  Yes and no.  “Wait, what the hell,” I hear you cry, “isn’t that a binary event?  It either did or did not happen.”  Indeed you are correct!  So let me break it down for you.

UPS issued a tracking number for the pick-up.  The tracking number’s pick-up location was the same wrong address to which they delivered the bad AC.  I called them back.  They said to call Sears.  I called Sears.  They fixed it.  (Sort of.  It is Sears.)  I got a new tracking number with the right pick-up address but no information on when they would pick it up.  They tried on a Thursday but the box wasn’t there because I didn’t know they were coming.  I got notified they were going to try again so I raced home, put it in a box, dragged it to the elevator, then dragged it to the lobby, where I gave it to the front desk clerk.  There it sat.   I checked the UPS website the next day.  A second attempt had not been made.  I checked the website again the following day.  A second attempt had still not been made.  I called UPS and said, “hey, dudes, the package is ready.”  “Oh!” said UPS.  “Okay cool, thanks, I’ll send the driver over by 5pm.”   I called the front desk and said, “hey, thanks for holding my stupidly large 80lb box.  UPS is coming over in a few hours to get it.”

Now this is where it gets squirrelly.

Front desk woman said that UPS had already picked up the box.  UPS had no record of picking up the box.  I called them and they swore up and down that they had absolutely not gotten the box and even got a little defensive that I would suggest they would have misplaced it.  “Maybe someone just took it,” UPS Facility Man suggested.  “You mean stole it?”  “Yeah – maybe someone stole it.”  I thought this was one of the dumber things I’d heard in a long time, since my building is access-controlled with a front desk that is manned around the clock with a very small number of people of good character who wouldn’t just let some random person walk off with a big box.  Not to mention one can’t really walk off with an 80lb box.

UPS maintained they were innocent.  They said to call the shipping company and complain.  “Sorry…I don’t mean to be dense but, aren’t you the shipping company?”  UPS Facility Man said that he meant the company that I bought the thing from.  I remarked I wasn’t quite sure what this would accomplish, seeing as how Sears doesn’t have any control over anything once it leaves their warehouse.  “Yeah, but see, Sears will have a lot more information on this than we will have,” Facility Man swore.  “Again,” I said, “I still don’t see how that makes sense, but okay.”

So I called Sears customer solutions.  Customer solutions transferred me to online customer solutions.  I told them the whole story.  I allowed myself to sound hysterical because, well, I was, and by this point, it would have been more productive and less time-consuming to have gotten $350 out of the bank, bought a lighter, and set the money on fire.  So anyway.  I told Sears Online Customer Solutions man the whole thing and he said he would issue a trace on the box.  Now, how one traces a box with no label on it (oh yeah I forgot to mention that part – UPS was going to create the label and affix it to the box for me.  Foolproof plan.), I have no idea.  But that was the plan.  I am to wait until mid next week to get an email with what they’ve found.  If I don’t hear anything, I’m to call them.  …Okey dokey.

So that was yesterday and today is today, and today I got a working AC put in my window.  It seems to be chugging along just fine.  After it was put in, I got a call from the front desk to say that one of the people working the desk had remembered that UPS had come on Tuesday at 11am to pick up the box and not only that but it was “the new guy” who picked it up.  “The new guy” is “a little weird.”  So I called Sears back to tell them about all of this and Sears called UPS and left me on hold for 20 minutes and now, as I type this, I am waiting for a call from UPS to tell me what they found in their “investigation.”

A friend of mine suggested I put all of this into a short story and sell it to the New Yorker.  I’m considering it.

Throwback Thursday: “Cantata BWV 211 (Coffee Cantata,” J.S. Bach

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Onemoredaytilthelongweekend.  AndwhileI’mreallyexcited, ohGodthereissomuchtodo.  Imightbetotallyscrewed.  Theofficecoffeepotisbeingdrainedfastertodaythannormal.  Mighthavetogetmyownpot.  Ohcrap.

Coffee I must have…
Sweeter than a thousand kisses,
milder than Muscatel wine.
Coffee! Coffee! must have it
and when someone wants to give me a treat.
Ah! pour me a Coffee.

Throwback Thursday: “Fanfare for the Common Man,” Aaron Copland

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No matter how many times you listen to this, it never fails to stir the blood.  It’s amazing how such a simple melody can have such power.  The tide is finally turning for some good friends of mine who have been a funk, so I send this out to them.

I also have to send this out to our boys in Brazil who play Germany today.  I’m fully versed in the esoteric soccer rules that render today’s game one of the many scenarios in which the U.S. team makes it into the group of 16, but still.  I can’t not post a piece rooting for a win.  To all of my German readers: Es tut mir leid, aber ich muss mein Land unterstützen. Sie haben ein außergewöhnliches Team und ich wünsche Ihnen viel Glück. Mögen die Besten gewinnen.

Throwback Thursday: “Nimrod,” Edward Elgar

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England plays Uruguay today in the match that could see either side knocked out of the final.  For England to lose today, it would mean the first time it got kicked out this early in more than fifty years.  So to all of my followers in Blighty, and all England fans everywhere, here’s a bit of “there shall always be an England” courage for Hodgson’s men.  Come on, you lads!