Sorry this is late, Tune-Up fans – I’ve been on the water all day doing the most pirate-y thing ever: kayaking. I am a yuppie pirate (AAARH!). But we did see snapping turtles on logs (AHOY!), and paddle boaters (LANDLUBBERS!) and a Pirate Cruise (…WHAT THE HELL IS THAT! AAARH!). And then we drank beer and ate barbecue. So, basically: Pirate Day.