Oh you totally knew this was coming. Like there is any other song I could post on Wednesday during Shame Week. (Happily I don’t own any Venga Boys. This entry could have taken way longer to come up with.) And don’t pretend like you don’t secretly love this song. It’s a great song! It’s also so terrible that I have never once wondered what it actually means. It just doesn’t make that much of a difference to me. It’s fun to yell “maaayaHEEE, maaayaHOOO” while bopping up and down at a house party, and that’s good enough for me.