Someone once asked me what my motto was. And by “someone once asked me,” I mean I wish someone would have asked me once. Except then I wouldn’t have been able to come with one on the spot, so thanks, everyone, for holding off until I could think of one.
Actually, ok, I lied. I have a few.
- “Don’t be mean, don’t be stupid.” – High school art teacher
- “Keep Calm and Don’t Suck.” – A sign I saw once
- “What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.” – R.W. Emerson
- “If there’s a can of whoopass in the room, I open it.” – Brian Williams (yes, the NBC News Brian Williams. Yes, he really said that.)
I like to think this song encapsulates all four.