Someone once asked me what my motto was.  And by “someone once asked me,” I mean I wish someone would have asked me once.  Except then I wouldn’t have been able to come with one on the spot, so thanks, everyone, for holding off until I could think of one.

Actually, ok, I lied.  I have a few.

1. “Don’t be mean, don’t be stupid.”  – High school art teacher
2. “Keep Calm and Don’t Suck.”  – A sign I saw once
3. “What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.”  – R.W. Emerson
4. “If there’s a can of whoopass in the room, I open it.”  – Brian Williams (yes, the NBC News Brian Williams.  Yes, he really said that.)

I like to think this song encapsulates all four.